Question:
Is it wrong to own a bonsai cat?
Nyan Cat
2011-08-09 16:38:07 UTC
There is a site selling bonsai cats, cats that have been placed into glass jars and humanely shaped as they grow. I really want to buy one, but I think my neighbors might disapprove?
Thirteen answers:
Corey
2011-08-09 16:51:19 UTC
you are as dumb as they come. to even want to buy one you should have to do jail time if you were smart you would know that these kittens suffer so much and then DIE!!!!!!! and to even say it was done humanely is crazy let me put your dumb *** in a jar and grow you let's see how humane you think it is then.
anonymous
2011-08-09 19:27:40 UTC
The Bonsai Kitten web site is a joke, not an actual promotion for the making of bonsai kittens. Investigations by law enforcement agencies, including the FBI, have already determined no real cats were harmed in the creation of the pictures used on the Bonsai Kitten web site. Signing a petition to shut down the Bonsai Kitten web site will not prevent any kittens from being harmed, because no kittens were harmed in the first place.



It was all a joke, one which some say was in terribly poor taste. If that was your reaction, take comfort in the knowledge that many others thought the same.



How could you have known the Bonsai Kitten site was a satire despite its lack of "This is a joke!" banners emblazoned across it? Satire doesn't always announce itself as such (some feel that would ruin its humor), so in cases like this, one dusts off the common sense and aims it at the problem:



The process described is impossible: animals so treated would die long before they could be "molded."



The web site offers no way to purchase the materials advertised. A real commercial enterprise wouldn't build consumer interest through a flashy web site then fail to offer anything for sale. (The site does include a page of "Helpful Tools & Supplies" but provides no form through which they can be ordered.)



The "Bonsai Kitten" site displays no actual pictures of the finished product. There are plenty of pictures of kittens in jars which can comfortably accommodate them (cats are quite elastic and can fit into very small spaces without discomfort), but there are no photographs of molded kittens on display.
jforman06
2011-08-09 16:43:05 UTC
Bonsai cats aren't real, dude. That website was trying to shock you, it was supposed to be phony. It would be impossible for a cat to survive in a jar. You can't own one.
bullock
2016-12-01 04:50:47 UTC
They very own us. My cat owned me, he chosen what he had to consume and while he had to consume and each thing. He grow to be a perfect cat even tho he owned me i nevertheless enjoyed him. I had him provided that he grow to be 5 or 6 weeks previous and that i had him for 3 years till finally the neighbour have been given him one evening and killed him. the neighbour got here to visit 2 days later once I went searching for him and can desire to not discover him and advised me that he grabbed him and broke his neck then took for apersistent and dumped someplace. i will have killed the neighbour.
Elaine M
2011-08-09 18:43:38 UTC
It's a hoax, been around about 10 years. I'm surprised some people don't know about that.



But then people still fall for the Nigerian Scam too, so go figure.
anonymous
2011-08-09 17:01:21 UTC
Sicko.That's fake btw.Otherwise the Humane Society would have its hands FULL.Go be a troll somewhere else.Or even better,stop altogether.
ALLDUCKSLAUGH
2011-08-10 07:02:54 UTC
nice try..........first......many years ago, i contacted the irs for this type of false advertising.......i also contacted the humane society..........



the government raided this site and found nothing but charged these people with claims that they are abusing animals and the irs really charge them for not paying taxes ............



these cats cannot survive being stuck in a bottle and i am surprised that they are still in business.............



i have no problems looking them up and reporting to the irs and humane society again..........



i sincerely doubt that you will be able to receive any cat in this condition......
ZotsRule
2011-08-09 16:47:24 UTC
Wow. Have you been living in isolation for the last ten years? Because this was a "joke" on the internet years ago. Wasn't funny then and still isn't. Find some newer material, TROLL.



http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/bonsai.asp
cats 3
2011-08-09 16:59:55 UTC
Japanese aren't allowed too many cats and to buy one dead in a jAR makes me think, how it suffered Get a cat that needs a home..
Flusterated
2011-08-09 16:42:10 UTC
right...and i suppose they eat bonsai mice, right? (((eyeroll)))
Ocimom
2011-08-09 16:55:41 UTC
This was and is a fake thing - its NOT real.
Syd
2011-08-09 17:13:16 UTC
Wtf? Why would you want a cat in a jar?
Allie Bieber
2011-08-09 16:41:10 UTC
please please please dont buy one, i just reasearched it do you really think they can stuff a cat in a jar and consider it humane???


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