I just buy kitty. How I feed Kitty?

Question

How I feed Kitty? What I feed Kitty?

Answer 1

Since your such an IDIOT ill talk to you like one



first

you learn talk right



second

you stop call kitty, kitty

call kitty by kittys name



third for the sake of your "kitty"

go to the grocery store look in the aisle that says "pets" you look for a box with the word "cat food" on it you take the box and look for a "cat bowl" then buy a "litter tray" and "kitty litter" and "kitty toy" then you go to counter and patiently wait in line while the 14 year old checkout boy makes light conversation with the person in front of you about the last nights football game then you give the checkout boy money.



when you get home (assuming you know how)

you put down food bowl and put food in it. feed your kitty 2 times a day. one time wet food one time dry. Your kitty also likes water put water in a bowl for kitty or kitty will go to kitty heaven.

Also "kitty" need to go for poopie put down litter tray and put in kitty litter. When kitty does poopie or pee-pee put poopie into litter tray next time "kitty" will go poopie in tray.

Also give "kitty" name (daisy,lilly,trooper,poop machine,angel)

Kitty also like play. Give kitty, kitty toy and play with your kitty remember dont strangle your kitty when you play. Kitty like oxygen.



Remember to FEED your "kitty"

Give your "kitty" water

Do not smack "kitty"





If this is a serious question (which im guessing its not) do some reserch on the net

*edit*

2 MONTHS AGO YOU POSTED A QUESTION ASKING WHY YOUR CATS BUTT SMELLS LIKE 3 DAY OLD TUNA AND THEN ADMITTED TO NOT HAVING A CAT SO ILL ASSUME THIS QUESTIONS FAKE TO

Answer 2

Feed kitty Kitty Dry Chow found in any pet, or grocery store. Also give kitty fresh water. Unless kitty is very young then feed kitty milk.

Answer 3

You feed kitty. Kitty like kitty food. Kitty feel happy.

Answer 4

Are you taking the Mickey??

Who in their right mind would BUY an animal without having a clue how to look after it? Another notch in the coffin of the Pet Shop or Trader for selling it to you without a thought for its welfare.

If you really don't know and want to learn, have a look on the web to find out how to care for your cat. Try www.fabcats.org

Or try asking at your local vet.

ps They need more than just feeding!

Answer 5

Erm...with "kitty" food.

Get a "kitty" bowl place the food in there add some "kitty" biscuits then place "kitty" bowl on the floor.The "kitty" will come eat "kitty" food.

Poor kitty.

Answer 6

kitten or cat chow dry food left out for the kitty all day.....water all day too.. a small amount of wet food (half a cat) once a day.....give kitty plenty of love

Answer 7

go to petco or petsmart, something close to u. then buy some for for ur kitty and feed it. if u need help, ask the workers there

Answer 8

Make sure the kitten is weened from the mother, there are several kitten foods on the market. There is one dry food for kittens that comes in a container that looks like a milk carton, it has dried milk in it along with other nutrients.

Remember a kitten eats several times a day until it matures.

Answer 9

http://www.petco.com/Shop/SearchResults.aspx?Nav=1&N=0&Ntt=kitten+food



You feed kitty with kitty food like this. Then kitty eat it and kitty ful.

Answer 10

u get a bowl put food in it and set it neer kitty

Answer 11

I have cats, and we feed them twice a day, using dry and wet food. We add a little wet to the dry to add tast. Wet food is smelly and it always makes my cats come running for food!

Answer 12

Canned food. It smells strong, its soft and easy to eat. But later you must switch to a dry food because canned food will harm the teeth and gum health in a long run.

Answer 13

should you really have a kitty?

Answer 14

i cook my cat chicken or fish everyday, and some dry food. good luck.

Answer 15

YOU SHOULD HAVE LOOKED IT UP!!!!!!!!! ASK A VET!!!!!!!!!!