what types of kitties are these?

Question

even though i have 47 kitties already in my house, i have observed a number of other kitties that i do not recognise. please, could you be awesome and tell me what kinds of kitties i have discovered? if they are kitties new to science we can share the discovery.

kitty a: it came into my house the other day. it was about 6 feet tall and very scaly. it had quite a lot of claws and teeth. it made weird sounds. to get into my house, it had to open the door, and once it did, i had to hide in a kitchen cupboard because i was afraid he'd eat me.

kitty b: this kitty comes to my house about once every year. he is fat, and red and white. last year he attacked me and stole my milk and cookies, before laughing at me in a very characteristic way.

kitty c: it lives in my freezer. it is black and white. i cannot keep fish in there anymore because this kitty will eat it. his face is long and pointy.

kitty d: it was quite small, black and shiny. i think it may have had more legs than a regular kitty. when i picked it up to stroke it, it bit me and i was very ill for a while. this kitty does not like tuna.

kitty f: i saw this kitty in a show about the sea. it was also black and white and very big. it could jump in and out of water, but it had to beg the people to give it food, because in its pool were no fish.

kitty e: there are lots of these kitties. i see them in trees all the time. they come in a bunch of shapes and sizes and they are mostly green. in the autumn, some go red, some go yellow, some go brown, and they all fall down. this leaves me distressed. these kitties do not like tuna either.

so can you help? i need the names of the kitties so that i can name them in my book of kitties that i am writing, but is so far incomplete.

thanking you

Answer 1

this is not funny.



some people need help from other concerning health problems in their cats.



you may think this is funny but you should get a hobby.

Answer 2

Kitty A: obviously a dragon kitty, everyone knows that!! They breed vigorously and live in the South American Rain Froests, or in volcanoes. Be careful, as they also breathe fire.



Kitty B: sounds like an unknown cat, I would suggest looking in your TV to make sure it didn't escape off of Lilo and Stitch.



Kitty C: must be a polar kitty from Antarctica, maybe even a penguin....plus that's what the fishtank is for



Kitty D: definitely the ancient Egyptian scorpion kitty. Back when Egyptians worshipped cats, they were often bitten and died. So htey came up with an extermination process involving mayonaise, japanese fish soup, and licorice.



Kitty F: Its a porpoise, not a cat, but that's okay, I made that mistake a few times too.



Kitty E: These must be Chameleon Cats, they are obviously posing as leaves, while also sneaking into your house, and stealing your popcorn, running up your cable bill, alas setting the jurassic park raptors free into your room.

Answer 3

kitty a: alligator

kitty b: santa clause

kitty c: a penguin

kitty d: a spider

kitty f: an orca/whale

kitty e: a leaf (seriously?)



You: schizophrenic, most likely

Answer 4

Is This A Riddle?



Crocodile

Santa

Penguin

Spider

Orca/ Killer Whale

Leaves...





Interesting Cats You have There...

Answer 5

hmm i would say you have a kitty-o-saurus, then it must be santa claws, then theres the polar cat, must be a many legged kitteh, shamu kitty, leaf cat

Answer 6

Your imagination is vivid.Waste questions like this on another site

or better still ask your parents so they know what an annoying brat

is living under their roof.

Answer 7

pussy cats